DXIII: Euphemisms

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Lani Kai: I added some new Google keywords to the sidebar
Trypto: ooh really?
Lani Kai: we should cater more to people that can't spell "breast"
Lani Kai: by talking about Brest, France
Trypto: or beasts
Trypto: extremely large beasts
Lani Kai: hm
Trypto: traveling in pairs

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Trypto: woah, what the hell
Trypto: it looks like skin
Trypto: from a dragon
Lani Kai: beast
Trypto: yess
Trypto: I feel like it's a beast's giant esophagus
Trypto: and he made it inviting with stairs and railing to trick you into walking into his tummy
Lani Kai: do those come in pairs?
Trypto: yes, they come firmly in pairs
Lani Kai: I bet such beasts were found widely thoughout medieval Europe
Lani Kai: particularly in areas such as Brest, which is in Brittany
Trypto: the people of Brest were often showed naked admiration for the beasts
Lani Kai: Wikipedia says Brest is the largest city in the Department of Finistère
Trypto: and were quite perky when asked to discuss the Brest beast
Lani Kai: to quote Monty Python, "my nipples explode with delight!"
Lani Kai: this post is enormous
Lani Kai: if it were a pair of breasts it definitely would not need implants
Lani Kai: is that pushing it?
Trypto: you mean squeezing it

DXII: Anonymous

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Lani Kai: do you know this person at all?
Trypto: no, but she made for a lovely composition

DXI: Springy

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Trypto: hmmm
Trypto: very interesting
Lani Kai: that is all spring water
Lani Kai: as you can kind of see on the top right corner

DX: Suggested Course of Action

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Lani Kai: I just wish the blob in the middle were in focus
Trypto: if it was, you would have seen this earlier
Lani Kai: oh I see, going into what you consider to be your second- and third-tier photos
Lani Kai: or you could go out and take pictures

DIX: Poser

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Lani Kai: is this too similar to the other one?
Trypto: umm
Trypto: is it the same tree?
Lani Kai: no
Trypto: this one is not as skilled at modern dance as the other one
Lani Kai: it's not actually dancing
Lani Kai: this one is just shot with a fisheye

DVIII: Temperate

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Lani Kai: it is very warm
Trypto: 65 degrees or so

DVII: Irrelevance

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Trypto: Throughout the year deer will rub-urinate, a process during which a deer squats while urinating so that urine will run down the insides of the deer's legs, over the tarsal glands, and onto the hair covering these glands.
Lani Kai: what are you talking about
Trypto: white-tailed deer
Lani Kai: why?

DVI: Bloo?

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Lani Kai: this is an awesome blue

DV: Overdose

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Lani Kai: the blog needs a post
Lani Kai: or two
Lani Kai: or eight
Trypto: quite
Trypto: I am dying however
Lani Kai: carry on
Trypto: you're too kind

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Trypto: oh yeah, I actually thought this one was interesting
Trypto: this is your camera on drugs

DIV: Post Something, Anything

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Lani Kai: ooh, film scan
Trypto: yeah, really digging now

DIII: Circles

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Trypto: you know, it looks like yellow, but the color cast from the city lights is actually in the red channel
Trypto: it's nicer when its slightly desaturated
Trypto: there's three circles in this picture
Lani Kai: the ferris wheel has many concentric circles
Trypto: are they like tree rings?
Trypto: can you determine the age of the ferris wheel by counting them?
Trypto: or at least the number of dry/wet cycles

DII: Curvy

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Trypto: it looks like the tree is doing modern dance
Trypto: like this child/woman/thing
Lani Kai: I'm not sure how it grew to be like this
Trypto: by following its dreams
Trypto: like Billy Elliot

DI: Patience

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Trypto: this is the new and improved cover
Trypto: I'm not sure if you've seen it before
Lani Kai: ooh, I have not
Lani Kai: but what about the pages inside the fabulous cover
Trypto: eventually!

D: Limited Skillsets

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Lani Kai: fence?
Trypto: no, I don't know how to fence
Trypto: we can play Scrabble though

CDXCIX: Feelings

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Trypto: This represents how I feel right now.

CDXCVIII: Bluelight Yokohama

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Lani Kai: I have quite a few photos to process when I get home...

Lani Kai: yesterday I filled an 8GB card in Yokohama
Lani Kai: I still don't have any 5-star photos though...

CDXCVII: Quota

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Lani Kai: I've fulfilled my quota as outlined in post CDXCIII

Lani Kai: WIN

CDXCVI: Unsupervised

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Lani Kai: left on his own, the other blogger here won't post anything, apparently...

CDXCV: Springtime in Tokyo

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Lani Kai: even the "small jpeg" setting on my camera outputs 5 megapixel files...

Lani Kai: I don't have any software to downsize them so I have to just let Blogger do that part

CDXCIV: Tokyo Midnight

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Lani Kai: given four lanes of traffic (two in either direction) in Ginza, one will find that at night, the outside lane in both directions will be completely lined with taxis

Lani Kai: you can stumble out of a bar completely drunk and you will fall into a taxi that will take you home

Lani Kai: the Nissan Cedric here is an old example with a rather awful color scheme, but you will also find Lexus LS and Nissan Fuga (Infiniti M35) taxis, which are much newer, much nicer, and cost the same.