Sunday, January 27, 2008

CCCXXII: Hallucination

© Lani Kai
Lani Kai: is that what that is on the horizon?
Trypto: no, that's a dinosaur
Lani Kai: do you mean the black lump about 1/3 from the left?
Lani Kai: or the little dot in the center
Trypto: PIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAAATES!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [runs away to hide]

Monday, January 21, 2008

CCCXXI: Witchcraft

© Lani Kai
Lani Kai: the earth is now concave
Trypto: I thought it was a crystal ball
Trypto: the future is...
Lani Kai: cloudy
Lani Kai: but with a tiny dash of light in the distance
Trypto: I dunno, it looks mostly clear, with a high of 67 to me

Sunday, January 13, 2008

CCCXX: Pastor Spider-Man

© Lani Kai
Trypto: the two things I immediately thought of were a church
Trypto: and a spider web
Lani Kai: wrong on both counts
Lani Kai: although I can see that
Lani Kai: if I was shown this I'd probably guess a church
Trypto: that would be an interesting theme to explore, actually
Trypto: the church as a spiderweb
Trypto: so what is it?
Lani Kai: it's the Pavillion for Japanese Art at the LACMA
Trypto: the crazy Japanese are everywhere

CCCXIX: Annoying

© Trypto
Trypto: an annoying Japanese tourist kept getting into my pictures
Lani Kai: in Crescent City?
Lani Kai: bastard
Trypto: I know, shouldn't he be at Disneyland or something?
Lani Kai: I do object to your composing with the horizon in the middle of the frame though
Trypto: that's to hide the fact that it's slightly crooked

Monday, January 07, 2008


© Trypto
Lani Kai: that is much larger than your usual pictures
Lani Kai: maybe it's because I have a really wide screen
Lani Kai: so it gives the illusion that it is smaller than it actually is
Trypto: your mom gives that illusion too
Trypto: I will let you make like the gutter in the picture and leaf
Lani Kai: actually since the original phrase is a pun on leaves falling off a tree, you could indeed say "leave" instead of "leaf"
Trypto: no one does that
Lani Kai: no one does your mom
Trypto: win this round

Saturday, January 05, 2008


© Trypto
Fan777: i wantz motorcycle
Fan777: it looks kewl
Trypto: where you go on motorcycle?
Trypto: straight to your death!
Trypto: with brains on freeway
Trypto: and eyeball stuck to somebunny's windshield wiper
Trypto: they like aaah, getitoff! getitoff!
Trypto: but it not come off
Fan777: *windshield wipers*
Fan777: *smeeeeeeeeears a gooey blood trail*
Fan777: -------------->
Fan777: <--------------------
Fan777: ------------------->
Fan777: <----------------------

Friday, January 04, 2008

CCCXVI: Anywhere, USA

© Lani Kai
Trypto: is that that one place?
Lani Kai: yeah, that one place
Trypto: with the thing
Lani Kai: right
Lani Kai: out there somewhere
Trypto: no no, the thingy
Lani Kai: something like that
Trypto: yeah, ok

Thursday, January 03, 2008

CCCXV: The Chase

© Lani Kai
Trypto: someone stole his lips
Lani Kai: apparently
Trypto: and now he's chasing them down on his snowboard
Trypto: screaming "give me back my lips!"
Trypto: except it comes out as "gim bab my ips!"

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

CCCXIV: On God and Chicken Nuggets

© Lani Kai
Lani Kai: you could call them
Trypto: call McDonald's?
Trypto: what a ridiculous idea
Trypto: one might as well call God
Lani Kai: to ask if he is open?
Trypto: dear Jesus, I would like 6 piece chicken nuggets and small fries
Lani Kai: God is always open
Lani Kai: or so they say
Trypto: not on Sunday, that's when God rests
Trypto: in his hot tub

CCCXIII: Neptunian

© Trypto
Trypto: happy almost new year
Lani Kai: happy new year in Arizona
Trypto: oh yeah? what year is it on Neptune?
Lani Kai: 241 in Neptune years
Trypto: your mom is Neptune years