Wednesday, July 29, 2009

DXXXIV: Kind of a Big Deal

© Lani Kai
ibleedgraphite: how did you do this?
Lani Kai: I am ninja master?
ibleedgraphite: the eye level is above the roof
Lani Kai: I'm huge in Japan
ibleedgraphite: so this hut was magically transported from Japan

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

DXXXIII: Mystic Lands

© Lani Kai
ibleedgraphite: that's the same shade of orange as what's her name's Mystic Tan in 12th grade
Lani Kai: what on earth are you talking about?
ibleedgraphite: the orange
Lani Kai: I haven't a clue as to who "what's her name" might possibly be

Thursday, July 23, 2009

DXXXII: On Advertising

© ibleedgraphite
Lani Kai: that makes it seem larger than it is
ibleedgraphite: I doubt anyone is going to sue me for misleading advertising
Lani Kai: you should market it for use on Craigslist or something

Monday, July 20, 2009

DXXXI: Go Go Photo Rangers

© ibleedgraphite
ibleedgraphite: look, I'm Ansel Adams
Lani Kai: so was I, here
ibleedgraphite: mine is more Ansel-ish, it has pine trees
Lani Kai: but you do not have the same valley
ibleedgraphite: you're like the fourth graders who argue about who gets to be the red Power Ranger

DXXX: Idealized

© Lani Kai
Trypto: oh, that's nice
Lani Kai: I wish they sky were that blue here too
Trypto: you can't see how hot it was
Trypto: or the flies
Trypto: your picture kind of idealizes it
Lani Kai: well, no one goes on holiday to take pictures that show how miserable it was

Friday, July 17, 2009

DXXIX: Milkman

© Lani Kai
Lani Kai: it doesn't look very doomish
Trypto: it's so evil it made everything around it glow red
Trypto: and there's an evil face in the rock behind it
Lani Kai: actually it just looks like a sleepy face
Trypto: sleepy face with a milk moustache

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

DXXVIII: Disclosed Location

© ibleedgraphite
Lani Kai: ogg
ibleedgraphite: you are mistaken
ibleedgraphite: this is a slot canyon, not an audio codec
ibleedgraphite: although it is understandable how you might confuse the two
Lani Kai: yes, they are very much alike
Lani Kai: they both come from Mars

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

DXXVII: Mind-Boggling

© Lani Kai
Trypto: my sister says it is a nice picture
Lani Kai: thank you
Lani Kai: and you?
Trypto: not my type
Lani Kai: didn't think so
Trypto: it has too many pixels
Lani Kai: I resized it to exactly the same size as yours

DXXVI: Undisclosed Location

© Trypto
Lani Kai: where was this?
Trypto: somewhere

Monday, July 13, 2009

DXXV: Expressive

© Trypto

Lani Kai: why do people have to vandalize everything
ibleedgraphite: self-expression?
Lani Kai: "HI" and "HEY" are hardly self-expression
ibleedgraphite: maybe that actually says HEYCONTEMPORARYART

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

DXXIV: This Post Brought to You by the Spirit of Ecstasy

© Lani Kai
Trypto: does this mean Rolls Royce will sponsor our blog?
Lani Kai: you mean through Google ads?
Trypto: or shelving allowances
Trypto: or we get free Rolls Royces

Sunday, July 05, 2009

DXXIII: Tentacles

© Lani Kai
Trypto: this one is kind of cool
Trypto: it has tentacles
Lani Kai: don't they all have tentacles?
Trypto: this one has snaky tentacles
Trypto: tentacles of doom

Thursday, July 02, 2009

DXXII: In Which an Opportunity is Missed

© Lani Kai
Trypto: hm
Trypto: it feels upside down
Trypto: I like bottom heavy compositions
Trypto: I'm going to try programming the haiku generator in Flash
Trypto: the little GUI I've planned has a torii gate
Trypto: because I couldn't figure out how to draw cherry blossoms in Illustrator
Lani Kai: you can't just move on
Lani Kai: I was going to insert a your mom joke about bottom heavy compositions