Friday, May 23, 2008

CCCLXI: Hipster Doofus

© Lani Kai
Lani Kai: hello
Trypto: what up dog
Lani Kai: um
Lani Kai: I have a photo to post, yo
Trypto: fo sheezy
Lani Kai: check it out bro

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

CCCLX: Bad Apples

© Trypto
Trypto: these apples exemplify the "new" apple, who has left the tree and entered the dirt
Lani Kai: read that aloud and see how awkward that sounds because of your lack of subject-verb agreement
Lani Kai: and those are old apples, clearly
Trypto: old is the new new?

CCCLIX: Centrifuge

©Lani Kai
Trypto: did you have fun on your field trip?
Lani Kai: it was okay
Lani Kai: the photo exhibit we saw wasn't particularly exciting
Lani Kai: I was more intrigued by the architecture

Saturday, May 17, 2008

CCCLVIII: Suspicious Behavior

© Lani Kai
Trypto: if someone saw you snooping around at night taking pictures of the locks, they might be suspicious
Lani Kai: I've thought of that
Lani Kai: particularly at UCI
Lani Kai: where people end up on the campus police log for the dumbest things
Lani Kai: January 20, 2008
Lot 17A: Caller reports 4 males in a sedan.
Lani Kai: October 18, 2007
Caller reports a subject sitting and not saying anything.
Trypto: caller reports caller reporting caller
Lani Kai: August 28, 2006
Officer attended a presentation.
Lani Kai: July 30, 2006
Open door found -- Officers located an open door at 514 Biological Sciences Ct.
Trypto: oh no
Lani Kai: April 28, 2006
Report of 60 subjects drinking and a black man, wearing polo shirt, urinating.

Friday, May 16, 2008

CCCLVII: Uncalled For

© Trypto
Lani Kai: we got a visitor from Lagos, Nigeria through the key words "nude images of kai green"
Trypto: hot, you have a secret admirer
Lani Kai: maybe that's why I'm getting all those Nigerian scam e-mails lately
Trypto: except when they say they really love you and just need a small loan so they can get a plane ticket, they're telling the truth
Lani Kai: I get about 4 or 5 a day now
Lani Kai: your mom is getting a lot too
Trypto: dude, that was uncalled for

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

CCCLVI: Harder Faster Better Stronger

© Trypto
Lani Kai: I just sent you a test message
Lani Kai: but for other people, when I click "send" nothing happens
Trypto: what if you click repeatedly?
Lani Kai: nothing
Trypto: what if you click harder?
Lani Kai: then my mouse might break and I won't be able to click anymore
Trypto: did I tell you about the girl on my debate team who broke her arm while having sex?

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

CCCLV: Parlez-vous Français?

© Lani Kai
Trypto: comment vas-tu?
Lani Kai: bien
Lani Kai: et tu?
Trypto: un limonade, s'il vous plaît
Trypto: elle porte une jupe
Trypto: anyway, your picture of les chaises reminded me of un café sur les Champs Elysées
Lani Kai: oh, back to that
Trypto: I had gone to sleep when you sent the link

Friday, May 02, 2008

CCCLIV: Vestra Culpa

© Lani Kai
Lani Kai: you keep putting CC instead of CCC for the post title
Trypto: good thing you don't work in a hospital
Trypto: the nurse wouldn't know how much to inject
Trypto: and the patient would die, ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
Lani Kai: no, good thing YOU don't work in a hospital
Trypto: she'd be like WTF IS CCC, CUBIC CENTIMETER CAT?!!?!
Trypto: that's exactly what would happen
Trypto: why is a good thing I dont work at a hospital?
Lani Kai: because you'd keep putting 200 instead of 300
Lani Kai: and the patient wouldn't get enough blood or medication
Trypto: oh
Lani Kai: and would die
Trypto: ohhh
Trypto: I thought you said YOU keep putting CCC
Trypto: damn
Trypto: forget everything I said

CCCLIII: Bitterness

© Colorburn
Lani Kai: perhaps we should have put a little more thought into the color scheme of the gummy bears
Lani Kai: there are no white ones
Lani Kai: and too many yellow
Trypto: are we still talking about gummy bears?
Trypto: or are you just bitter you were rejected by UC Berkeley
Lani Kai: I was accepted by Berkeley
Lani Kai: I rejected them
Trypto: through the magic of hue/saturation, they can ALL be green
Lani Kai: you've introduced strange artifacts, because you didn't bother actually selecting the bears alone
Trypto: are we still talking about gummy bears?
Trypto: or are you bitter about your botched sex change operation
Lani Kai: we're talking about your mom
Trypto: aww, you win

CCCLII: In the Market

© Trypto
Trypto: it kind of looks like a racist caricature
Lani Kai: a commentary about green fish-like women?
Trypto: with creepy cheeks
Trypto: guess how much it costed
Lani Kai: well, if I was in the market for one
Lani Kai: I wouldn't expect to pay less than 99 cents
Trypto: + tax

Thursday, May 01, 2008

CCCLI: There

© Lani Kai
Lani Kai: where?
Trypto: so there as in...
Trypto: "so THERE!"
Lani Kai: where?
Trypto: shut up
Lani Kai: oh, up there
Trypto: noooooooooo
Trypto: I hate you