Sunday, August 31, 2008

CCCLXXXVI: Curiosity

©Lani Kai
Lani Kai: I was setting the alarm on my cell phone and somehow it set to 1:90pm
Trypto: the intended setting being?
Lani Kai: 8:00am
Lani Kai: I was curious to see when it would ring but I also need to wake up tomorrow so I had to change it...
Lani Kai: and I am unable to make it display 1:90 again
Trypto: a glitch in the matrix

Friday, August 29, 2008

CCCLXXXV: In which there is Confusion

©Lani Kai
Trypto: I don't get it
Lani Kai: what don't you get
Trypto: it
Lani Kai: what is "it"?
Trypto: ti, backwards
Lani Kai: oh okay
Lani Kai: everything makes sense now

Thursday, August 28, 2008

CCCLXXXIV: Not a Joke, a Way of Life

© Trypto
Lani Kai: kind of blurry
Lani Kai: but that's probably because you were already drunk
Trypto: they were deliciously blurry, much like your mom
Lani Kai: I think we need to move on to a new joke
Trypto: that's what your mom thought, but I corrected her

CCCLXXXIII: On Foreign Cuisine

©Lani Kai
Trypto: what do you call a Japanese fish eye?
Trypto: sushi eye!
Lani Kai: no, that's silly
Lani Kai: if anything it should be sashimi eye
Lani Kai: why are you so ignorant?
Trypto: don't get sassy-shimi with me

Tuesday, August 26, 2008


© Lani Kai
Trypto: ew, what is that?
Lani Kai: your mom
Trypto: I know you are but what am I
Lani Kai: ew
Trypto: I know you are but what am I
Trypto: I know you are but what am I know you are but what am I know you are but what am I

Monday, August 25, 2008


© Lani Kai
Trypto: yum
Lani Kai: I have a feeling they're not particularly tasty
Trypto: use more soy sauce

Thursday, August 21, 2008

CCCLXXX: Thinking Green

© Lani Kai
Trypto: I don't beleaf it
Lani Kai: why are you in disbeleaf
Trypto: I never thought you'd branch out like this
Trypto: it makes me green with envy

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

CCCLXXIX: Puddlicious

©Lani Kai
Trypto: ooh, the cup looks like it's made of water
Trypto: sloooowly ooozing a puddle onto the table
Lani Kai: oooooooooze
Trypto: puddddddle

Thursday, August 07, 2008

CCCLXXVIII: A Touch of Pastel

© Lani Kai
Trypto: the water looks like you applied the pastel filter in Photoshop
Lani Kai: that's what it actually looks like
Trypto: and it's
Trypto: is this in Okinawa?
Lani Kai: well, it's not Okinawa proper
Lani Kai: but within the Okinawa Prefecture


© Trypto
Trypto: how was your voyage to the Orient?
Lani Kai: hot
Trypto: like Paris Hilton?
Lani Kai: Paris Hilton is hot?
Trypto: like OMG totally!!!