Sunday, August 29, 2010

DCLII: Office Space

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ibleedgraphite: I washed my hair in the office bathroom today
Lani Kai: shampoo and everything?
ibleedgraphite: yes 
ibleedgraphite: I think I will do it more 
ibleedgraphite: then I don't have to take a shower at home

Monday, August 23, 2010

DCLI: Cheap

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ibleedgraphite: I need to get in on this long exposure racket
ibleedgraphite: it's so cheap
Lani Kai: actually it's not cheap
Lani Kai: the 9-stop neutral density filter cost $110

Sunday, August 22, 2010

DCL: Renumerate

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ibleedgraphite: shouldn't it be DCIL?
Lani Kai: "IL" should never ever appear
Lani Kai: "I" can only be in front of "V" and "X", "L" is preceded by "X"
ibleedgraphite: XLIX seems inefficient compared to IL
Lani Kai: tell that to the Romans
Lani Kai: all of this is inefficient and pretentious compared to Arabic numerals anyway
ibleedgraphite: 0 was invented by the Arabs in order to describe your mom on a scale of 1 to 9

DCXLIX: Craigslist

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Lani Kai: I just tried to post a "for sale" ad for car parts on Craigslist and it said I needed to create an account
Lani Kai: it took me to the page to create an account, but I fear that in the process, it lost the post that I had created
ibleedgraphite: creating an account just means entering a email address and password
ibleedgraphite: it doesn't lose the post
Lani Kai: no, in the past it was like that
Lani Kai: but this one was more elaborate
Lani Kai: phone number verification and everything
ibleedgraphite: hm
ibleedgraphite: it's much easier to post a sex ad

Wednesday, August 11, 2010


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ibleedgraphite: no likey the colors
ibleedgraphite: the stairs look greasy or something
ibleedgraphite: like someone rubbed grease on them
ibleedgraphite: composition is hokay
ibleedgraphite: what you need is another set of stairs going the other way to make a double helix
ibleedgraphite: it would be like the DNA for a giant robot
Lani Kai: you could have designed that if you carried through with your architecture degree

Friday, August 06, 2010


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ibleedgraphite: my phone pauses Snake so you can answer the phone
Lani Kai: games that don't pause when the phone rings are the worst
ibleedgraphite: no
ibleedgraphite: people who call while you are gaming are the worst