Wednesday, April 30, 2008

CCCL: Up Close and Personal

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Trypto: neat
Trypto: now imagine
Trypto: if instead of a flower
Trypto: you got that close up to someone's nostril
Trypto: wouldn't that be awesome
Lani Kai: no, not really
Lani Kai: I'll leave that one to you

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

CCCXLIX: Deceptive

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Lani Kai: we got a Google hit for "pictures of the largest breasts"
Lani Kai: your post about the country with the largest breasts has wreaked havoc on Google's ability to provide these people with what they need
Trypto: I can't imagine we were anywhere near the top of the list for that search
Trypto: the guy must have been desperate

Friday, April 25, 2008

CCCXLVIII: Blogging Under the Influence

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Trypto: how did you get under the pier?
Lani Kai: you can walk under it on the beach
Trypto: it's not really a pier anymore if you're under it, though?
Trypto: because peers are the same level...
Lani Kai: are you drunk?

Thursday, April 24, 2008


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Trypto: that font is called Hobo
Trypto: specifically, Hobo Std Medium
Trypto: I dunno why your yogurt shop would want to use a font called Hobo Std
Lani Kai: oh, on the corner to the right of the shop
Lani Kai: across the street
Lani Kai: there was a hobo
Trypto: did he have an STD?
Lani Kai: that I do not know
Trypto: was he medium sized?
Trypto: I think this solves the mystery

Thursday, April 17, 2008

CCCXLVI: Evil Dead Babies

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Trypto: it looks like it's staring at me, evilly
Lani Kai: its eyes look pretty dead by now
Trypto: ...
Trypto: that's even creepier than if it was evil

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

CCCXLV: In the Family

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Trypto: this still-life is entitled "Single Mother"
DAIfan: or "Big Sister" :P
Lani Kai: why are they not on a chess board?
Trypto: would you want to be playing board games if you were starving and homeless?


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Trypto: the ever popular blue-yellow color scheme
Lani Kai: such is the UC campus
Lani Kai: or Sweden
Trypto: or the blue and yellow macaw
Trypto: "It is also very important to be mindful of your Blue and Yellow Macaw once reaching sexual maturity because they tend to be more aggressive during mating season."
Lani Kai: where's that from?
Trypto: your mom told me
Lani Kai: Wikipedia is not my mom

Monday, April 14, 2008


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Lani Kai: the picture is critically flawed
Trypto: you know what else is critically flawed?
Lani Kai: your mom, duh
Trypto: I was going to say the residential mortgage industry...

Sunday, April 13, 2008

CCCXLII: Familiar Ring

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Trypto: is Wetzlar that pretzel store in the mall?
Lani Kai: no that's Wetzel's Pretzels
Trypto: same thing
Trypto: Leica sounds Italian
Trypto: wouldja leica pasta

Sunday, April 06, 2008

CCCXLI: Uncertainty

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Trypto: hmm
Trypto: I'm not sure
Lani Kai: about what?
Trypto: needs more contrast
Trypto: too much gray
Trypto: the auto contrast makes the brightest parts of the columns white
Lani Kai: ok yeah
Lani Kai: it needs a white point
Trypto: but I would suggest using the contrast menu or levels adjustment to make the darker parts darker
Trypto: as well

Thursday, April 03, 2008

CCCXL: True Blue

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Trypto: ooooooooh
Trypto: it looks like DNA electrophoresis
Trypto: or something
Trypto: it is reminiscent of the Matrix for some reason
Lani Kai: maybe if it had mirrored Japanese characters flowing down instead of water